Confessions of a door-to-door cucumber salesman

If you can read this, you are probably not dead yet

Sexual Mouse
6 November 1987
"These are life’s little learning experiences. You know what
a learning experience is? A learning experience is one of those
things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.’"
- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

Hi, I'm James, a.k.a. Happy McCheery and I don't like labels (they don't stick to my skin properly). This journal is my happy little rant-fest for every dark thought and is best avoided by any sane person.

For the purposes of certain communities, I hereby state that I am over 18 years of age. This makes me a legal adult in the eyes of the UK Government, but not in the eyes of my mother.

Friends Only

Leave a comment if you would like to be added to the domain of Chaos. Consider these points before you comment:

- I am perfectly at peace with the fact that I am bisexual and I consider being transsexual to be the rest of the world's problem, not mine. Genderfucking is fun because it scares fundies. If you can't deal with any of that, just leave now.

- I am a firm, almost zealous believer in frequent masturbation and my favourite word is 'fuck'. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

- By 'we' I mean the collective of people that live in my head. By 'I' I mean the second coming of the Messiah, the worst human being on the planet who is responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs, a gibbering mass of person-jelly, and various other incarnations depending on where my moods are. Bipolar disorder (mania, depression, mixed states), dissociation, suicidal urges/actions, self-harm, drugs (legal and illegal), alcohol use and abuse, telephone phobia and whatever else goes on in my head at any given moment can and will be discussed here, in occasionally graphic detail.

- If you know me in real life, but only in a passing sense or not as a close friend, you may want to back away slowly now. If not, don't say I didn't warn you.

- Anyone who wakes me up before noon (for a non-emergency) will be drowned in flat cola.

If you're still convinced you want to read, comment and enjoy. And if I add you, be sure to add me back.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Advocating Thinker
42, absinthe daquiris, adrian edmondson, age of empires ii, air piano, arthur dent, avenue q, bad news, bad zoe! no kill!, basketball, bdsm, ben elton, billie joe armstrong, bittorrent, black & white, blackadder, blink-182, blogs, bottom, britcom, buddhism, buttsex, cardiff, changing language mid-sentence, chav-mocking, circadian rhythm wierdness, coffee, cuddles, dire straits, disney, douglas adams, dude where's my car, durex volleyball, elton john, fender, filthy rich and catflap, fittie photography, gamecube, getting wasted, gp2x, graham chapman, green day, hardcore cheese, hardware, hebrew, hedgehogs, hentai, high society, hugs, insomnia, jack daniels, jack dee, jak and daxter, japanese, jhonen vasquez, jo brand, johnny lee miller, judaism, julia volkova, julian mcmahon, kickboxing, king prawns, knuckles the echidna, laughing at psychiatrists, lcd, life of brian, linux, long island iced tea, lyrics, magrathea, mark knopfler, marvin the paranoid android, mega drive, mike dirnt, miles "tails" prower, milk chocolate, milliways, mocking stupidity, monty python, multilingualism, music, my bed, ni!, nietzsche, nights into dreams, nintendo, nip/tuck, nny, ogg vorbis, p-bass, paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, pasta, penetration, plato, pokemon, power play, pseudo-parenting, psychology, psychopharmacology, ramen, random, reading, rik mayall, rowan atkinson, russian, saturn, scumbag college, seafood sticks, sega, sexuality, shadow the hedgehog, shameless fanboyism, shigeru miyamoto, singing, slash, sleep, songwriting, sonic team, sonic the hedgehog, south park, spanish, specula, spg, st. jimmy, suicidal tendancies, sushi, t.a.t.y., taking back the web, tattoos, tea, the comic strip presents, the lion king, the meaning of life, the network, the simpsons, the young ones, tokyo, trainspotting, transgeneration, trillian, tré cool, very metal, video game design, vodka, wanking, webcomics, wilhelm fink, writing, y tu mama tambien, yuji naka