Leave a comment if you would like to be added to the domain of Chaos. Consider these points before you comment:
- I am perfectly at peace with the fact that I am bisexual and I consider being transsexual to be the rest of the world's problem, not mine. Genderfucking is fun because it scares fundies. If you can't deal with any of that, just leave now.
- I am a firm, almost zealous believer in frequent masturbation and my favourite word is 'fuck'. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- By 'we' I mean the collective of people that live in my head. By 'I' I mean the second coming of the Messiah, the worst human being on the planet who is responsible for the demise of the dinosaurs, a gibbering mass of person-jelly, and various other incarnations depending on where my moods are. Bipolar disorder (mania, depression, mixed states), dissociation, suicidal urges/actions, self-harm, drugs (legal and illegal), alcohol use and abuse, telephone phobia and whatever else goes on in my head at any given moment can and will be discussed here, in occasionally graphic detail.
- If you know me in real life, but only in a passing sense or not as a close friend, you may want to back away slowly now. If not, don't say I didn't warn you. How did you get here, anyway?
- Anyone who wakes me up before noon (for a non-emergency) will be drowned in flat cola.
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